Kung POW Chicken

So yeah... more bird stuff. I'm just stuck in this mind set & loving it.

So today I bring you a game, Chicken Table Hockey!

Enjoy... & nope I can't read the text either, but I had a blast playing.

Its my last day!

So today was my final day at the job & my head had so much going on I didn't even have time to think of any last day office pranks... BUT I did get a chuckle out of seeing these office pranks!

Best Office Pranks of All Time!

Birds - beautiful comedians

So lately I am unable to get birds off my mind, which I don't mind. They are so funny. Such innocence....yet such chaos!




Check out the Bird Hot Line. A website where people can share bird stories. I dare you to read a few without laughing. I got the giggles early on. Full out had to laugh when I got to number 96:

" (96) Milo seems to always know exactly what she is saying.

My Blue and Gold Macaw Milo seems to ALWAYS know exactly what she is saying. She has proved this several times. Once, when we were walking down the street, a little girl came running up to me and asked me if the bird on my shoulder was real. Before I could reply, Milo said "What's that?" I answered her with, "it's a little girl Milo." Milo said "mm...food." I said "no no, we don't eat little girls." Milo said "Oh, bad bird!" and laughed. One of Milo's favorite games is to chase the cats. She climbs down the cage and races after them with "Cmere...C'mere! C'mere kitty kitty, heeerree kitty kitty" and laughs. They know not to come to her, but she knows exactly what they are.

My all time favorite was when my friend taught Milo a phrase secretively. And I mean, SECRETIVELY! I had no idea Milo learned it, she was perfectly quiet about saying it around me. Well my father comes to visit one night and sleeps on the couch. Oh...around 3 in the morning we'll say, he's awakened with the very quiet whisper .. "I see dead people" and a psychotic laugh. I could not get him to spend the night at my house again if my life depended on it!"

Also be sure to check out other Funny things in Life at Wendy's Weight...What?! blog.

Eggsellent

So I'm enjoying a relaxing day & just thinking how I think this is one of the rare years where I didn't dye any Easter eggs with the family. So no technicolored egg salad later!

Still I miss the fun of decorating the eggs.

Which lead me to today's site, with all the eggs you can handle! & some people who have WAY more time on their hands, & a steadier hand, than I do!

Fortunate Ones

So in reading Wendy's blog (Weight...What?), I decided to copy cat & do the Unfortunate Google trick. Basically you just google "Unfortunately {your name goes here}". Be sure to add the quotes. Google likes the quotes. :) So what did I end up with? Lotsa unfortunate things....

Unfortunately, Alison lost when Chris lied tht on the day of Alison's dismissal

Unfortunately, Alison's plan resulted Katie and Mike having an argument

Unfortunately, Alison doesn't really have much of a clue how to go about solving

Unfortunately, Alison's source for this information is decidedly weird.

Unfortunately, Alison doesn't know the first thing about cars

Unfortunately Alison showed little talent in this area

ok so I am of the opinion that you should focus on what you want. I don't want to be unfortunate, I want to be fortunate! So in response (counter balance...) to all that misfortune:

Fortunately, Alison's decision on how to go about her career was made for her,

Fortunately, Alison is a witch

Fortunately Alison has graced my life with her creative presence & raw honesty.

Fortunately, Alison's mission, her song of peace, her vision of helping others

Fortunately Alison and I can chat away like anything.

Fortunately Alison realized my mistake and called me back to warn me.

Fortunately, Alison and Hannah have volunteered to help organize the costumes

Fortunately, Alison has taken over

Fortunately, Alison has more to say

Fortunately, Alison has a better handle on this one than I do.

yeah. I think I like the postives better than the negatives. :) So for a link. A virtual fortune cookie! Crack it on open & see what your future holds!

Funny Bunny

Ok so today's site is a TOTAL waste of time....but has been fun for me in a throw back to childhood way!

Also since today kicks off my 5 days off work staycation, it makes sense to stay in my PJs & just play dress up online. (No worries, I promise to get dressed prior to having lunch out with a friend who JUST got engaged last night!!!)

Who do you want to dress up? You have tons of choices at Dress Up Who. There is even a bunny which seems particularly timely right about now.

So yeah, goof off a little. Kick of the shoes & relax. Remember how fun it was just to see the potentials of outfits on random people/things.

Enjoy a whole lotta nothing. I know I will be! ;)

One foot in front of the other

OK... so its been a while. Life gets hectic, especially in those transition times. But its time to get back on track! Which is perfect for today's site!

It is National Start Walking Day! Join the American Heart Association in taking the first step to heart health & physical fitness. You deserve it.

So sign up, break out the sneakers & start stepping.

I will be!