Thursday, April 23, 2009

Pets make me smile


Today's site just made me laugh. Gotta love pictures & inspiration.


& now for a joke...

Never talk to the parrot

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rottweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"

To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!!!"

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2 comments:

Helen said...

That reminds me of another parrot joke...

A burglar breaks into a house late one night. As he's stumbling around in the dark, feeling for valuables, he hears a voice.
"Jesus is watching you."
He jumps and calls out. "Who's there?" No answer. He starts putting valuables in a sack when he hears the voice again.
"Jesus is watching you."
This is too much. The burglar fumbles around for a flashlight he carries with him. He aims it towards the voice and he sees a parrot in a cage.
"I'm warning you," says the parrot. "Jesus is watching you."
"Oh yeah?" says the burglar. "And who are you?"
"My name is Moses," says the bird.
The burglar scoffs. "What kind of people would name a parrot 'Moses'?"
"The same kind that would name a Doberman 'Jesus'," answers the bird.

April 23, 2009 at 9:36 PM
Wendy said...

Funny!!! Someone should have followed directions...

Love Helen's joke, too!

April 24, 2009 at 8:01 PM

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